Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

LEGAL MARIJUANA: BERKELEY GUY THINKS TWICE

NEW TWITTER VIDEO FORMAT LIMITED TO 40 SECONDS

Berkeley Guy (Lucas Buckman) thinks twice about legalizing marijuana. INDIE SATIRE. NEW TWITTER VIDEO FORMAT LIMITED TO 140 SECONDS. BETTERBADNEWS Half True More Or Less 100% of the Time. No Joke. Tags: forgets legalized betterbadnews legal marijuana buckman leagalization twitter format 140 seconds worker slowdown joke laughable berkeley guy lucas

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

MIND CONTROL FOR DUMMIES

HALF TRUTH COMMISSION TO HEAR LIES OF OMISSION

The compromise legislation establishes a half-truth commission to examine half of the crimes committed from Sept 11, 2001 to the present. False Muslim attacks, anthrax assassination letters, the NORAD stand down, rigged elections and the suicide of World Trade Center Building 7 will not be reviewed by this half truth commission.

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Sunday, March 8th, 2009

KLONOPIN USERS DANGEROUSLY CALM IN EMERGENCIES

MASSAGE THERAPIST CRUSHED TO DEATH UNDER HEAVY WORKLOAD

Two Questions:

1. When is the best time to panic?

2. Ridiculing Obama from the left – blasphemy or treason?

If George Carlin were alive he would explain it like this:

“In keeping with Obama’s promise to close Guantanamo, the torture of US detainees will now only take place everywhere else”.

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Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

ANXIETY DRUG PLAN TO COVER PRE-EXISTING FEARS

CELL PHONE GUN DISRUPTS PANIC MANAGEMENT SEMINAR

The discussion broke down when a weak minded individual resorted to using his cell phone gun to settle a dispute he was having with himself.

The BetterBadNews panel examine how misinformed and abused populations can combat their pre-existing fears by self medicating to the point of mental oblivion. But is this political satire or journalism?

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Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

US ADMITS ANTHRAX LETTER WAS FALSE MUSLIM ATTACK

IMPROBABLE SUICIDE CLOSES FBI INVESTIGATION

Weaponized anthrax spores mailed to two congressmen and several members of the news media in September 2001 included hand lettered notes with the salutation, “ALLAH IS GREAT”.

But according to a New York Times investigation, the FBI now believes that the crime was committed by a military lab employee named, Bruce Ivins, who is alleged [...]

Friday, December 19th, 2008

BERKELEY KID CALLS OBAMA KID

MALIA TAKES THE CALL

Berkeley Kid comic has a question for Malia Obama. Malia takes the call. Short clip produced by BetterBadNews. Political satire Better Bad News is HALF TRUE MORE OR LESS 100% OF THE TIME. Special thanks to We Are Change That Change, Galen Corr and Berkeley Community Media.

Friday, November 7th, 2008

COMPASSIONATE MARTIAL LAW PROMOTES IRONY FATIGUE

I can’t take Amero’s. I’m already on ritilin. Satirist Kurt Reinhardt and Berkeley kid comic Galen Corr examine the difference between a bad war and a better bad war.

Friday, November 7th, 2008

THIRD PARTY AD MOCKS TWO PARTY ADDICTS

KEEP THE WAR GOING: VOTE DEMOCRATIC OR REPUBLICAN

Third party candidates in 2008 saw many voter produced ads like this BetterBadNews satire zapping voters in denial about  their addiction to two party politics unable to accept help from a rescue party. DON”T BLAME ME. I’M A THIRD PARTY VOTER.

Friday, July 18th, 2008

UNRULY CHILD MOCKS STAND DOWN GENERATION

"THEY HAD SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK ROLL BUT THEY DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING FOR US"

WARNING: The unruly child depicted in this episode is not an unruly child but he plays one on BetterBadNews whenever he feels like it.

Nancy Pelosi and George Lakoff are equally mocked as strict and nurturing parents who have failed their children. “Nancy pelosi is standing down without permission”.

Berkeley kid comic mocks the baby [...]