Friday, August 20th, 2010

WIKILEAKS: SETUP OR TAKEDOWN ?

The BetterbadNews panel examine WikiLeaks and discover Pentagon signals intelligence in the office of the Joint Chiefs. Unthinkable political satire, Orwellian double talk and better bad thought crime two blocks from a ground zero thought police station near an Islamic community center in lower Manhattan. Julian Assange’s Wiki Leaks operation is examined by a [...]

Friday, August 6th, 2010

RUNAWAY GLOBAL FEUDALISM

MESSAGE TO DEUTSCHLAND

RUNAWAY GLOBAL FEUDALISM: MESSAGE TO DEUTSCHLAND

BetterBadNews asks for German assistance to help the United States identify and combat runaway global feudalism.

Also: Berkeley Kid proposes to reject reformist tendencies in favor of a situationist, direct action response to revolutionary opportunities in the near future.

dutschland rettet Vereinigten Staaten.

In dieser Episode der BetterBadNews [...]

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

KLONOPIN USERS DANGEROUSLY CALM IN EMERGENCIES

MASSAGE THERAPIST CRUSHED TO DEATH UNDER HEAVY WORKLOAD

Two Questions:

1. When is the best time to panic?

2. Ridiculing Obama from the left – blasphemy or treason?

If George Carlin were alive he would explain it like this:

“In keeping with Obama’s promise to close Guantanamo, the torture of US detainees will now only take place everywhere else”.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS :

The [...]

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

ANXIETY DRUG PLAN TO COVER PRE-EXISTING FEARS

CELL PHONE GUN DISRUPTS PANIC MANAGEMENT SEMINAR

The discussion broke down when a weak minded individual resorted to using his cell phone gun to settle a dispute he was having with himself.

The BetterBadNews panel examine how misinformed and abused populations can combat their pre-existing fears by self medicating to the point of mental oblivion. But is this political satire or journalism?

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