Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

DAVID LYNCH TORTURES THE BIG LIE

IS 9/11 TRUTH TOO BIG TO THINK ABOUT ?

The BetterBadNews panel examine a David Lynch TV interview about the suicide of Building 7 and a hole in Shanksville Pennsylvania. Lynch tells a Danish interviewer that the lie is so big, “it’s too big to think about”. Also in this episode, a demonstration of enhanced interrogation and compassionate torture techniques using stuffed animals. Pentagon [...]

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

KLONOPIN USERS DANGEROUSLY CALM IN EMERGENCIES

MASSAGE THERAPIST CRUSHED TO DEATH UNDER HEAVY WORKLOAD

Two Questions:

1. When is the best time to panic?

2. Ridiculing Obama from the left – blasphemy or treason?

If George Carlin were alive he would explain it like this:

“In keeping with Obama’s promise to close Guantanamo, the torture of US detainees will now only take place everywhere else”.

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Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

ANXIETY DRUG PLAN TO COVER PRE-EXISTING FEARS

CELL PHONE GUN DISRUPTS PANIC MANAGEMENT SEMINAR

The discussion broke down when a weak minded individual resorted to using his cell phone gun to settle a dispute he was having with himself.

The BetterBadNews panel examine how misinformed and abused populations can combat their pre-existing fears by self medicating to the point of mental oblivion. But is this political satire or journalism?

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Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

US ADMITS ANTHRAX LETTER WAS FALSE MUSLIM ATTACK

IMPROBABLE SUICIDE CLOSES FBI INVESTIGATION

Weaponized anthrax spores mailed to two congressmen and several members of the news media in September 2001 included hand lettered notes with the salutation, “ALLAH IS GREAT”.

But according to a New York Times investigation, the FBI now believes that the crime was committed by a military lab employee named, Bruce Ivins, who is alleged [...]