Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI TOASTED ON BETTERBADNEWS.

OFF BEAT HOMAGE TO LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI ON 90th BIRTHDAY

Off BEAT HOMAGE TO INSURGENT POET LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI on his 90th birthday inspired by:

Poetry As An Insurgent Art, a recent work.

“The hour of om-ing is over, the time for keening is come”

Ferlinghetti identifies his work as Open Field Poetry not Beat Poetry. Possibly, Allen Ginsberg, Gregory Corso, Neal Cassady, Heidi Benson [...]

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

MIND CONTROL FOR DUMMIES

HALF TRUTH COMMISSION TO HEAR LIES OF OMISSION

The compromise legislation establishes a half-truth commission to examine half of the crimes committed from Sept 11, 2001 to the present. False Muslim attacks, anthrax assassination letters, the NORAD stand down, rigged elections and the suicide of World Trade Center Building 7 will not be reviewed by this half truth commission.

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Sunday, March 8th, 2009

KLONOPIN USERS DANGEROUSLY CALM IN EMERGENCIES

MASSAGE THERAPIST CRUSHED TO DEATH UNDER HEAVY WORKLOAD

Two Questions:

1. When is the best time to panic?

2. Ridiculing Obama from the left – blasphemy or treason?

If George Carlin were alive he would explain it like this:

“In keeping with Obama’s promise to close Guantanamo, the torture of US detainees will now only take place everywhere else”.

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